seduce me with film references
"OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS! THEY HAVE LAYERS."
I just can’t go through with it. Call the wedding off.
My grandma sounds like she’s using her last dying breath to ask me what I want for christmas
omg i just realized
theyre called pancakes
because theyre like cakes
but you cook them
wait for it
in a pAN
how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone